Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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