I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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