I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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