I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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