Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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