So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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