i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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