Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
