i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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