This girl is more easily done than said...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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