do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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