Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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