He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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