I think im going to throw up on grandma
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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