ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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