Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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