Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I look better un-naked...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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