Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
