Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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