i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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