I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm at about main and main street
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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