i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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