I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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