I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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