Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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