soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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