Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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