it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
