I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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