That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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