By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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