i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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