Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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