I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
