This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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