ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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