i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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