I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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