went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She's the barista slut.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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