What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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