Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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