and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just want nice things and good sex
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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