Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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