no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
COCAINE IS GR8
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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