Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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