i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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