If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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