You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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