The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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