No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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