So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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