dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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