I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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