my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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