I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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